You're magic just like Siegfried and Roy ♥

geoffersonstarships:

I need to see some of these on my Dash. I love my SupeWhoLock, buuuut I’m gonna need more

-Harry Potter
-AVPM
-Adult swim
-Daria
-Zachary Quinto
-American Horror Story
-Puns/jokes
-Its always sunny in Philadelphia
-Paul Rudd
-Saturday Night Live
-How I met your mother
-Friends
-Eureka
-Warehouse 13

So if you post any of this like or reblog this sooooo I can follow you shiny happy (obviously deliciously twisted) individuals :)

(Source: gotmilkchunks)

theperksofbeingafandomgirl:

I have over 1000 snake eggs on Simpson’s Tapped Out so if someone wants to trade 100 at a time or something hit me up? Need help to get the next gift and happy to help anyone who needs it:) message me with your tapped out username after you’ve added me and specify the amount of eggs you want to trade
Add me- erincrisppp

Oh and how do I unlock level 36 on candy crush?! I don’t want to connect to facebook but is that the only way? Wah I need to get these ticket things

username: mcflyyoubozo

60 eggs to trade :) Sorry I couldn’t find your ask box on your page :)

awkwaben:

teenage-f00lery:

lucille-is-a-vampire-bat:

the-fog-is-rising:

lucille-is-a-vampire-bat:

does any1 remember the replacements

image

i do

wait

how did they have ginger children

jfc thEY

  • ARE

ADOPTED

they replaced their original parents did you even watch the show 

That’s why it’s called The Replacements.

(via mistressoftheelectronshells)

Eggs please!!

Username: mcflyyoubozo

Only got into the whacking day thing a couple of days ago and want to get further up! I’ll repay you with eggs and tumblr love!

think that was an all time low record for me there.. 

one word of revision written down and then back to the internet.

Shoot him down with these vintage Tommy guns..

A rat-tat-tat-tat a-rat-tat-tat-tat.

Oh yeah, I’m totally going to study for the hour before Big Bang Theory comes on… Oops. 

ahh, tumblr you frustrating social media page.. 

A genuinely huge argument broke out in my house earlier after I asked the question, ‘was Dr Seuss a real Dr?’

Who knew Dr Seuss made people so angry </3?! 

feel like I wasted my entire first year at Uni by being a boring sod.. 

Roll on next year, shall be awesome!

starkidsuniteforever:

WHOEVER MADE THIS IS A GENIUS

starkidsuniteforever:

WHOEVER MADE THIS IS A GENIUS

wander1ustt:

15poundstosummer:

mcgooglykins:

merspers:

tumboner:

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

wander1ustt:

15poundstosummer:

mcgooglykins:

merspers:

tumboner:

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

(via gtfothinspo)

williamshakesqueer:

ill have a glass of “F5” please. mmm yess very refreshing

(via legumez)

Tonight.

Some people: "Hey, dude! 4/20, let's go get high on dope!"

Other people : "KONY 2012! Cover the Night!"

Me: Holy crap, look! ALT + the reblog button is some magical sorcery.

“People say it’s quite unlikely, the two of us should stick.. But I just tell them ‘Hey, it’s me & my dick’”
— Starkid