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himym meme | nine recurring gags
high fives

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davidtennantspants:

I HAVE SEARCHED ACROSS THE AGES FOR THIS GIFSET

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annabunches:

larstheyeti:

the Water Cycle

I want to reblog this every day for the rest of my life.

annabunches:

larstheyeti:

the Water Cycle

I want to reblog this every day for the rest of my life.

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What ever happened to Fay Wray?
That delicate, satin-draped frame.

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lyzzzzface:

a-little-bi-furious:

thesickestjokes:

When a girl says she has experimented with girls, that does not necessarily mean she’s bi.

She may just be an evil scientist.

Why not both?

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my-funny-little-brain-is-boring:

reblogging again because this is the best thing ever

my-funny-little-brain-is-boring:

reblogging again because this is the best thing ever

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cwnerd12:

hundred-acre-goods:

kristoffbjorgman:

the last 3 sequels to Pixar films (Cars 2, Monsters U, Finding Dory) have all followed the strangely specific formula of making the ‘sidekick’ of the first film the main character in the second

so now we have The Incredibles 2 coming out and if their track record is to be continued, I think we all know who is going to be the primary focus of the movie

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the whole movie will be about him finding his super suit

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

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natawhat:

misandrist:

People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults

I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.

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salad-undressing:

salad-undressing:

what do you call an apology written in dots and dashes

remorse code

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There’s nothing wrong with sex, people.

otherillusions:

claireruns:

thechroniclesofrin:

- Having sex every day. 
- Saving sex for your wedding night. 
- Never having sex.
- Having sex with different people.
- Having sex with one person.
- Having sex with a person of your same gender.
- Loving sex. 
- Hating sex. 
- Being loud. 
- Being quiet.

The only thing wrong with sex?

When it’s not consensual.

Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.

Reblogging again because this post is so important. 

This

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riordam:

oscarsfordicaprio:

it feels like the screen actually shakes woahhhhhh

Please don’t tap the glass it frightens the bloggers

riordam:

oscarsfordicaprio:

it feels like the screen actually shakes woahhhhhh

Please don’t tap the glass it frightens the bloggers

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bad-w0lff:

freudian-slipped:

if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.

if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.

and that is an abusive relationship.

Holy shit.

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