You're magic just like Siegfried and Roy

simplyringrose:

We don’t need European fairy tales retold with dark-skinned characters

We need non-European fairy tales being told

Race-bending isn’t the answer here

Realizing that there are children who have non-European heritages and cultures who need their own stories being given representation is the answer

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treeswithmemories:

still the best thing thats ever come out of his mouth

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concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

blackcomicbookguy:

If you don’t have Iron Man cutting your blog in half then you’re automatically a member of hydra

#wel shit i dont want to be a member of hydra 

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

blackcomicbookguy:

If you don’t have Iron Man cutting your blog in half then you’re automatically a member of hydra

 

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tomagatchi:

it’s a metaphor, you see; you put the killing thing between your cheeks, but you don’t give it the power to do the killing.

tomagatchi:

it’s a metaphor, you see; you put the killing thing between your cheeks, but you don’t give it the power to do the killing.

(Source: kurapeka)

stevecarlsbergmountainscientist:

stcrmborn:

lewdfruitington:

omgpoetry:

this is funny
like really, really funny

You sly bugger. That took me a while.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT FOR 5 MINUTES NOW AND I DON’T GET IT I’M SO PISSED AND ON THE EDGE OF TEARS!!!!?

Read it out loud, those who don’t get it

stevecarlsbergmountainscientist:

stcrmborn:

lewdfruitington:

omgpoetry:

this is funny

like really, really funny

You sly bugger. That took me a while.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT FOR 5 MINUTES NOW AND I DON’T GET IT I’M SO PISSED AND ON THE EDGE OF TEARS!!!!?

Read it out loud, those who don’t get it

(via dingdongyouarewrong)

zohbugg:

kako-pumpkin:

lonely-ler:

thiscartoonlife:

Witty banter

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SET FOR THE LONGEST TIME

OH GOD THIS MOVIE THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE

YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART

(Source: dysfunctiocerebri, via yourpontmercyfriend)

safety-officer-barto:

electro-monk:

Petition for all the Marvel actors to agree that whenever Scarlett gets a blatantly sexist question one of the Chrises just takes it instead.

(via disaster-superhero-sluts)

ktnissevurdeen:

buttalecki:

what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period? 

like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons

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trotty2scrotty:

lily-march:

sallyintheskywithdiamonds:

ketamineprojection:

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THIS GUY IS

RUSSELL HOWARD

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Russell Howard is a national treasure.

He is literally all we as a nation have

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barricadefairytales:

loveprideanddeepfriedchicken:

I think I’ll try defining gravity

THIS IS THE PUN OF ALL PUNS EVERYBODY CAN GO HOME NOW

barricadefairytales:

loveprideanddeepfriedchicken:

I think I’ll try defining gravity

THIS IS THE PUN OF ALL PUNS EVERYBODY CAN GO HOME NOW

(via canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit)

stuckwith-harry:

so-much-hilarity:

look at Daniel pulling Rupert away in the last one 

never not reblogging

(Source: homeland-potter, via mistressoftheelectronshells)